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Elon Musk Faces Backlash After Disabling Greta Thunberg’s Twitter Account: “I Don’t Have Time to Deal with Her Constant Nagging.

Elon Musk Disables Greta Thunberg’s Twitter Account Due to Constant Climate Change Tweets

In a surprising move, Elon Musk has disabled Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account, citing her constant tweets about climate change and calls to action to save the planet as the reason for his decision. The billionaire tech entrepreneur, known for his clashes with the young climate activist on social media, reportedly felt Thunberg’s tweets were “just a lot of hot air” and didn’t accomplish anything.

Musk’s decision has been met with outrage from Thunberg’s supporters, who accuse him of censorship and silencing a young woman trying to make a difference in the world. However, Musk stands by his decision, claiming he was just trying to protect his sanity.

“I’m trying to build rockets, send people to Mars, and save the world with electric cars. I don’t have time to deal with Greta’s constant nagging about the environment. So, I did what any rational person would do – I disabled her Twitter account,” Musk said.

Thunberg, who has criticized Musk’s climate record in the past, has yet to comment on the situation. However, her supporters have rallied around her, condemning Musk’s actions on social media.

“Elon Musk thinks he can silence Greta Thunberg because she’s a young woman who cares about the planet. We won’t stand for it. #FreeGreta,” one Twitter user wrote.

For the time being, Thunberg’s Twitter account remains disabled. However, with the support of her millions of followers, it is unlikely she will be silenced for long.

In conclusion, the clash between Musk and Thunberg over climate change issues continues. While Musk’s decision to disable Thunberg’s Twitter account has caused outrage among her supporters, he believes it was necessary to maintain his focus on his various projects. It remains to be seen how this situation will be resolved, but for now, Thunberg’s voice on Twitter has been temporarily silenced.

Disclaimer: This is satire, not real news.

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