ABC Legal Terminates Sunny Hostin’s Contract: “She’s a Lawsuit Waiting to Happen”

ABC certainly has its hands full with legal problems surrounding “The View.” The latest report from insiders at the network says the legal department had no choice but to terminate Sunny Hostin’s contract.

“She’s a lawsuit waiting to happen,” said ABC Lead Counsel Joe Barron, “She says whatever she wants whenever she wants and has caused as much of a problem this season alone as Whoopi has in a decade.”

Hostin’s spokesperson, Skip Tetheludah, says his client is just playing the part she was hired to play. “Whoopi said be an angry liberal, so that’s what I’m being. What’s the f*cking problem?”

According to Barron, the problem is outbursts like that. “We’ve had to bleep over her swear words more than a dozen times. We have to re-shoot entire segments because she can’t stop making faces at Meghan McCain. Thern there was the wardrobe malfunction and the side boob.”

All of these things added up to a simple decision: Terminate the contract. “She can stay on for a couple of weeks until she finds something else, but after that, she’s on her own, and we’ll be free.”

There’s no news yet on who might replace Sunny on the show, but some suggest it could be Alyssa Milano. Talk about making the show completely unwatchable.

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